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Before checking the weather, please ask yourself one important question:
Is the rain going to dissolve my hair?
Acid Rain had us convinced every cloudy afternoon could destroy the forests, ruin the family station wagon, and possibly melt the playground equipment.
Acid Rain — because regular rain apparently wasn’t frightening enough in the 1980s.
