My Browser History
You will receive a .pdf copy of my browser history for 1 random day.
Some things you might see.
- Three hours spent browsing for a new iPhone case on various sites like cnet.com, consumer reports, Amazon and Walmart.
- Facebook & Twitter. Including @realDonaldTrump (It's a guilty pleasure)
- 2 hours on delish.com searching for that recipe I saw on pintrest. You know the one with the grilled avocado and eggs.
- hours on gorillacandles.com (someone's gotta enter this stuff)
- Possibly a Lulu Lemon or Vera Bradley site. (Hey! My wife and I share a laptop)
- An online order for dinner at Panera or Blaze Pizza.
- Starbucks to reload my Gold Card. (May appear often) (Very often!).
- 3-4 episodes of Seinfeld on Hulu.
What you will NEVER see. (Not because they are redacted or cleared, I just would never browse these things.
- Cat videos
- Pictures of pets dressed in clothing.
- anything about the Kardashians
- porn. (ok some things might be cleared occasionally)
At no extra charge I will include an 8 ounce signature Gorilla Farts candle.